- Llamastorm Games

Llamastorm Games

We are a damn small bunch of game developers, with stupidly big ideas, and a budget of about 0, but we still find a way; we are currently trying to expand our team.

A Llamastorm is a very rare natural phenomenon when angry apocalyptic llamas from hell land on earth and cause lots of chaos and fart gas. These large stampedes of quadrupeds are only triggered when something absolutely disastrous and annoying happens, and last occurred when Bill Gates was born.

A few things to be kicking off with:

We are a laid back bunch, but diss any of the gaming greats on here namely DOOM 2 and we will make sure that you die a most horrible death.

This goes for some other gaming Gods, here at Llamastorm we worship many of these Gods. They include:

Bioshock,
Counter Strike Source,
Unreal Tournament 3
X3: Reunion
Halo 1, 2 and 3,
GTA 3, Vice City and San Andreas IV,
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion,
Quake 4,
Portal
Half Life 2,
Doom 1 & 2 & 3 and the upcoming 4,
Gran Turismo 4 and 5,
Gun,
F.E.A.R,
Track Nations Forever.

The games on this list are no mere games, they are virtual greatness. If you don’t like them I suggest you stop taking those drugs for any sacrilegious comments will result in an eternity in gaming hell constantly playing boring linear shooter Gears of War on infinite loop.